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Monica: Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you won’t tell about our little bonking incident.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I… (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Joey: You said “number two“.
Rachel: I also said “number one“.
Joey: I know. (giggles harder)

– “FRIENDS” Season 3 Episode 08

(Phoebe enters)
Phoebe: Hey!
All: Hey Phoebe!
Joey: Hey!
Monica: Wow! Don’t you look nice?!
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Rachel: OH! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex…
Phoebe: YEAH!
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Phoebe: Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game.
Joey: Uhm… Aren’t you a little overdressed?
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I’ve never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I’m wearing something fancy pants, and… I’m gonna put on my finest jewelry and we’re gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won’t even have sex in our bathroom!
Chandler: That’s where people make number two!!

-“FRIENDS” Season 10 Episode 05

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